5 for fighting

I got an email this morning informing me that because of a fighting incident last night, I've been suspended for 3 games from an inter-church hockey league in Toronto. Interesting (considering I'm overseas at the moment). The commish obviously got me mixed up with this other Ian Lau that's been running amuck in their rec league.

First off, I think 3 games is very light considering the nature of the league. I've played a few games with them before and it's a laugher! If you're looking for hockey you couldn't take less seriously (from an emotional standpoint), this is it. I mean there's nothing on the line worth losing your cool over, and I hear he was going after people without much provocation.

Buddy needs to chill.. cuz if he doesn't get it under control, his barbaric behaviour will soon have him beating on (or beat up by) girls in the streets of Toronto. (Check out The Star to see which loser I'm referring to. Or if that article isn't up anymore, the original is at citynoise.org)